Mothership escapee/Limey überbitch Kate Moss has apparently broken Pete Dohery's crack-addled heart already. And according to the Post, the wall-eyed little tramp did it via text message. (Text-message dumping is so hott right now.) This mere days after the fragile Libertines/ Babyshambles demi-god professed his undying love. We're all behind you, Pete. I swear to god, if I see that woman on the street I'm gonna hold her down and feed her Krispy Kremes until she fills out. Then I'm going after Mischa Barton... just because.
In honor of lil' Petey's battered ego, I hereby promise to play at least one Libertines song tomorrow night at Rififi...
That's right, y'all! We're competing with Ulragrrrl's birthday party, so be sure to come down and show the hipster blogeratti what's what... by supporting slightly older hipster blogeratti! Extra special hugs and kisses to Brian for designing our new flyer.
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